After much thought, I have come to the conclusion that if and when I have a kid, I do not want him/her to take up conventional, boring professions like engineering and management and medicine. I want my child to take up nothing less than the most powerful job in the world. That's right, people. My kid is going to be the President of a Resident Welfare Association . Nothing less. I dream big. He will be that person who will wake up one morning and decide on a whim that no one will be allowed to enter the society gate in cars or on two feet. Figure out a way to bypass this rule, or pay a fine. He will be that person who will decide that only losers would want to spend a holiday sitting at home calmly and relaxing. The cool people would come to a loud, blaring carnival with random Bollywood dance numbers playing. Of course, they will also pay for it. Make no mistake. It will be he who will make 40 year olds, already struggling with crying kids, dwindling efficiency at work...
A Worm's Eye View..