Since my readers seem to have enjoyed the previous post on my travel stories, I decided to regale you with some more. And this set of stories, just *had* to be shared.

So, you know how we often talk about social media marketing? How India is now a super-power? How rural India is fast catching up with its urban counterparts? How social media's next target would be the upcoming rural areas, where Internet penetration is increasing? Yes? I am also one of them who talks about this. A lot. Its a part of my job description. We quote statistics and we say rural incomes are increasing, hence, it makes a strong case for making malls in rural India. 

One trip to these villages is enough to debunk all theories, throw all statistics into a dustbin, crush these good looking presentations and throw back your head and laugh! :D

I am not saying there hasn't been any development. I am just saying, us Strategy people need to slow down. The pace of things in rural India i  s    v e r  y         s        l         o         w    .

Get the point?

So I made a brilliant strategy presentation and walked into a dealership in a village in central India to tell them what they need to do increase sales of tractors. The dealer was very courteous. He sat me down, offered me tea (which I refused), then he got me coffee (which I didn't have the heart to refuse and hence, ended up drinking the first ever coffee of my life), and told me to wait while he consoled his salesman. Obviously, I got concerned and I asked him why the salesman was depressed. And then this incredible story was told to me.

The salesman, the dealer and one person from my company made a team and went together to sell a tractor to a particularly stubborn farmer. They sat at his house for 4 hours, demonstrated the every single feature of the tractor, showed him calculations of how it would increase his crop production. They took him to the field and showed him the advantages of the features. They quelled all his doubts and after a fairly lengthy sales pitch, it seems, the farmer claimed he was willing to buy our "red tractor". They spit in the palms and finalized the deal (so to say). And our team of satisfied salesmen left after the farmer promised to come the next day morning to the dealership to make the payment and take the tractor.

Dawn arose and our  expectant team sat at the dealership, awaiting our customer. 5 hours went by and he never came. He didn't even pick up their calls. (Yes, they do have mobile phones and they are very adept at using it. But please, take it slow. Do not jump to any conclusion about how modern they have become.)

Finally, the team clambered into a jeep and drove 50 km to the farmer's house again. And what do they see there? At the entrance stood a brand new, "Blue tractor", manufactured by our biggest competitor.

Aghast, the salesman ran in and nearly held the farmer by the collar and demanded an explanation.

The innocent farmer looked quite distressed and genuinely guilty, when he explained the reason. (I'll keep the exact language in Hindi and translate for those who have trouble understanding)

"Sir ji, Maine toh decide kar liya tha ki aapka waala Laal Tractor hi lena hai. Kal Paise bhi nikal liye the bank se. Phir Raat ko ek Babaji Aaye. Unhone mera haath padha aur chilla ke bole, 'Shani ka ghor prakop he tum par. Baccha, koi bhi Laal rang ki Badi vastu mat khareedna.'"

(Sir, I had decided to buy the red tractor. In fact, I even got the money from the bank. Then in the night, a Babaji came. He read the lines on my hand and proclaimed "There is a bad effect of Shani on you. Child, do not buy any large Red colored item.")

And that's not all. An hour after the Babaji left, our competitor's salesman arrived there and guess what the opening line of his sales pitch was..

"Humari Neeli Tractor..."
(Our Blue Tractor...)

My guess is, this would have been one of the easiest sales he ever made. Need not have gone beyond the color of the tractor! My guess is also that the Babaji was on the competition's payroll. :D

So, see what I mean when I say strategies go out of the window in a market like this? A sane man, who uses a mobile phone and is now considered progressive as per statistics, makes an entire decision (of Rs 7 Lakhs), on the basis of what a bearded man said.


I didn't even bother to control my laughter while the salesman cried about his lost sale. I mean, come on. The competition was smart. Let's give it to them! :D

But these guys are fast learners, huh? I hear we have our own Babaji now. Also known as Month End collection Babaji. He arrives at the dealerships during month-ends, takes a small fee from the dealer, his salesmen, our salesmen and anyone around. And then, based on which villages have not been able to reach targets, he makes a trip there and announces that the next two days are the best muhurat to buy new, big items.

Targets achieved. Mission successful.

So like I was saying. I learn a lot on these trips. Now when I make a presentation for increasing sales in villages, instead of the usual jargon and statistics on social media, I make sure to included a budget for Babaji, Superstition Account, Muhurat Account, Gaay Mata Budget and Maata Raani ka Jagran budget.

The good part is, I am learning! :D

That's all for now!

Oh, the title of the post makes a subtle reference to this being my 100th post. I know, it is pathetic. 5 years and 100 posts. But, in my defence, I am trying to make up now. Pliss to cooperate.



  1. :o
    Oh My God Preeks! This is hardcore entertainment! And I swear I cannot believe it:D
    Awesomeness! You are definitely learning a lot!
    100 in 5 years is bad :D even by my standards. I was at 200 at 5. Though 150 of them were pretty much in the first year at the B school, where you chose to study instead ;)

    1. Can you imagine how much I laughed there? :D
      And 200 at 5! I was thinking 100 wasn't all that bad. Now I feel terrible. This year's target is 36 posts, and I might need my Babaji for target completion!

  2. Hhahahaahahha watte story! I too am impressed by the business strategy. What an idea sirjee!

  3. I like how you have split your budget :D

    All these incidents make such great stories! That is how you should start your strategy presentations :)

    1. Oh and congratulations on the century! :D

    2. Thank you, thank you! :)
      My CEOs know more stories than me..They'll stop me at the beginning of the presentation! :D

  4. ROFL..What an adventurous life!! It is a bliss to co-operate..Ah..what a tact in naming the title..So subtle..I solemnly praamise to co-operate

    1. Thank you for the support, Paati. Really need it this year to meet my target of 36 posts! :D

    2. You prove that you are an MBA dear!!

  5. Lol. That was hilarious. Cmon now, you have to outsmart them with your strategy. I am still laughing.

    Congrats on your 100th. So what if its only 100? Its 100 best of Preeks, right. :)

    1. Thanks DOTR! Like your logic about 100 best! :D

  6. LOL! LOL! What entertainment this is. May you have more such stories to tell us. I think I will manage to learn through you.

    1. Thank you, Pepper! Glad you enjoyed! :D

  7. hahahaha :D babaji can get more sales than even the most accomplished marketing person in our country :P
    Congrats on completing 100 posts! I took 8 yrs to complete 200, so I guess it is not that bad :)

    1. Babaji is a Pro. I tell you, I have actually considered this a lot of times that these guys are much better at viral marketing and all, than we can imagine! :D
      And thanks for the consolation. Now I feel better. 8 years to 200 is much more reasonable than many other bloggers here! :)


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