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Day 28: V for Valentine, but digital

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Girl:
Roses are red, violets are blue.
As per Facebook, I'm in a relationship with you.

Boy:
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I think I'm ready to share my WiFi password with you.

Girl:
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I just did an Instagram Live declaring my love for you.

Boy:
Roses are red, violets are blue,
This is getting serious, I deleted my Tinder account too.

Girl:
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Do you remember, last night on the phone, I told you what I dream to do?

Boy:
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Umm. Yes. You looked beautiful as you spoke. I love you.

Girl:
Roses are red. Violets are blue.
You don't remember? While talking to me, were you playing Pubg too?

Boy:
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Excuse me, weren't you on browsing on Instagram too?

Girl:
Roses are red, violets are blue.
You love your phone more than me, I think I'm through.

Boy:
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your Facebook status says you are single. It must be true.

Roses are red, violets are blue.
They would have pined for a few days, but you know, on digital world, time just flew.
And they were both back on Tinder before they knew.

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  1. PaatiammaTuesday, August 13, 2019

    Lol!! Pretty much this generation's romance..with attention span decreasing, our relationship spans are as well- except the one that one has with one'e ego. See I have started to rhyme with you reading your posts😀

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