Day 15: Congratulations, you won!!!!!!

Today's prompt: The Junk Mail Prompt

"Dear Sir, you will be pleased to know this,

You just won a lottery from Credit Suisse.

$100,000,000 will be transferred to you soon

Just share your bank account & password by June."

I replied:

"This is amazing, thank you for letting me know,

Very exciting, but I have a small doubt, though

As much as I want this exciting huge amount,

I am not the best person to manage my account.

Every time I get my bonus, I tell my self I'll save,

And then I go ahead and spend on things I crave.

I buy useless things that I didn't know I needed,

Till I realise my bonus amount I have exceeded.

So, in the interest of saving us this effort, I propose

You could share with me *your* password instead, I suppose.

I shall withdraw only $100,000 per month for 83 years

And you get to earn interest without the blood, sweat or tears!

It's a win-win situation for both of us,

The other detailed terms we could discuss,

But, agree soon to this deal, I urge you,

Because the Nigerian Prince just bequeathed me $100,000,000 too!!!!!!!

Written for: Singapore Poetry Writing Month is an annual event in April, where a prompt is released every day and people write and share their poems based on the prompts.

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