Let's face it, I am just what you need,
For your lockdown to really succeed.
A little fatty snack to keep you going,
To keep those stubborn calories flowing!
No, don't say you are watching your weight.
We both know that's not the truth, mate.
If you are so concerned, why hoard me at all?
You could have stopped at one packet, but
you went for the long haul!
Fine, since this bothers you so much,
Stop crying about calories and such.
Turn me around and take a peak at my Nutrition Label,
Wink, nudge, wink. I might have done a little something to the table. 😉
Think about all the good times we've had.
How my first bite stopped you from feeling bad.
In your heart, you know I make for the perfect midnight snack.
Hah, job done. I see you are reaching for the pack! 😈
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