Day 27: Misconceptions my phone has about me

Today's prompt: The Skewed Reflection Prompt

Write a poem about yourself that people believe to be true, which you know is not, as though it were true.

My phone seems to think I am pretty perfect person and I am.

07:00 : Alarm 1 - Hey, you early bird! :)

Me: Ok, getting up, you know I always keep my word.

07:15 : Alarm 2 - You love an early start!

Me: Awww, how well you know my heart.

08:00 : Alarm 10 - You probably kept snoozing by mistake.

Me: OMG, did I? I'm sorry, now I am awake.

08:30 : Fitness App - Let's go for a run, you fitness freak!

Me: Starting in 2 minutes, let's go for the perfect physique!

09:30 : Fitness App - Surely, you didn't mean to turn off my notification?

Me: Noooo! I was just turning off my location!

10:00 : Calendar - Your favourite time, its time for a meet!

Me: OMG, random people, unnecessary small talk? What a treat!

13:00 : Food App - Hey you health nerd, sticking to diet?

Me: Absolutely. Let me first finish this bag of chips in quiet.

18:00 : Camera - Oh you look perfect, you pretty girl.

Me: Oh shush. Should I also show off my swirl?

00:00 : Phone - You know what, I give up on you.

Me: Phew. All misconceptions broken. Let’s start anew.

Written for: Singapore Poetry Writing Month is an annual event in April, where a prompt is released every day and people write and share their poems based on the prompts.

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