Day 29: The Clichéd Curse

Today's prompt: The Cursed Prompt - Curse your enemies

I find nothing more annoying than clichés. So, I have decided to curse my enemies with clichés.

Dear enemy, with all due respect,

You are a bad egg, I must be direct.

I hope you get stuck between a rock and a hard place,

And may people avoid you like the plague.

I pray you become the elephant in the room,

Especially when clouds without silver linings loom.

May your books be always judged by their covers,

And may your love life be that of star-crossed lovers.

If you want to play your cards right,

You must first stop this cats and dogs fight.

If you do that, the sky is your limit,

And the rest, as they say, could possibly be history, I admit.

Written for: Singapore Poetry Writing Month is an annual event in April, where a prompt is released every day and people write and share their poems based on the prompts.

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