Dear Santa, we have come to a major decision.
This appraisal system of yours needs a revision.
How can you gift us only once an year,
Judging us from North pole with your reindeer?
No. We need to make some changes here.
You can't get away with this, Santa dear.
For starters, it's now a quarterly review.
Which means you now have to shell out gifts in April too.
We will present our quarterly deeds to you,
What we actually did and what we promised to do.
Don't worry, we have a standardized template for this.
With boxes and guidelines, so everything fits.
After the review, we'll do 360 degree feedback,
So it's not just us being judged. It's time for payback.
Give us a report on how many letters you read in a day,
How many toys per day do the elves make and how much do you pay?
Let's also discuss budgets while we're at it,
Riding a reindeer across the world isn't economical, I submit.
We'll decentralise your whole operation.
There'll be a Regional Santa office in every nation.
We also need to discuss the business plan,
Let's start charging royalty on every toystore we can.
Once we have a scalable model in hand,
Let's get some investors into our band.
Worry not, you'll still be the adorable old man handing out gifts,
With a little more accountability and a little less thrift.
Look at me, Santa, wasting time, boring you.
Now go work on your first quarter review!
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