"Boring" as Charged!

Blank. Zero. Zilch. Nothing. In my head, that is. Blame it on the heat, the work, or the sad story of a poor little girl, being made to work in the heat. And by heat, I do not mean normal scorching summer. I mean, 47 degrees, melt in the sun, get tanned sitting in your drawing room type of heat. And since my brain is refusing to work, we decided to brace for this occasion by taking up DI's tag.
DISCLAIMER/WARNING: I am a very boring person. If you wish, you can close this window. Right now.
 *Peeps out of the curtain to check!*
You are still there? Your bad. Don't blame me if you find this post boring. I warned you. On to the tag. The rules need us to tell if we are innocent/guilty for each case. 
Asked someone to marry you?  Innocent. Balika Vadhu taught me that child marriage is bad. Thank God for the moral lessons on TV!
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Innocent. *The red cross on the top looks inviting, nuh?*
Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent. I don't dance. To My college friends who are reading this - Go ahead, stab me in the comments section. I know I can't dance.
Ever told a lie? Guilty. Hang on. I'll just call a certain Raja H, to help you out on this one. Duh!
Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Guilty. Umm, I am assuming this includes Patrick Dempsey and George Clooney. They are married, nuh? ;) 
Kissed a picture? Guilty. Big deal. 
Slept in until 5 PM? Innocent. See, the latest for me was around 1 PM sorts. I am a light sleeper. *Red Cross on the Top* 
Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty. In college, a certain Microprocessors class, after lunch was way too inviting!
Held a snake? Innocent. And eeeeeek, don’t plan to!
Been suspended from school? Innocent. I was a geek in school. So no chance!
Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent. I don’t mind working in a bakery though. Maybe I will. Or ooooh, I’ll open my own Chocolatier shop. Don’t worry, you’ll be invited for free testing!
*I just saw you withdraw your mouse from the red cross. Greedy, huh?*
Stolen from a store? Guilty. Finally. One interesting point! Group of friends from school stole a pair of earings from a road-side shop in Greater Kailash. We were so proud of that, we circulated the rings every month. Wonder who has them now?
Done something you regret? Guilty. Who hasn’t?
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty. But, more often than not, I make others laugh in this manner. :D
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent. Snow. Sigh. When, God, when?
Kissed in the rain? Innocent.
*Stop threatening and just go close the window. I won’t mind. Really. I’ll just sit here and plot my revenge against you. Go.*
Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent. I am quite sure you had guessed this answer.
Sang in the shower? Guilty. Concerts, in fact.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent. Can’t swim for the life of me!
Shaved your head? Guilty. Same as everyone. At Tirupati. This question went and hit the maker of this tag, bang on the face. Splat. All Indians/South Indians have the same answer! Gotcha! :D
Had a boxing membership? Innocent. Would have loved to. Just for a few punches, provided the people I hate also joined with me!
Made a girlfriend cry? Guilty. Hell yeah! Happens, na?
Been in a band? Guilty. What? The school choir doesn’t count? Don’t tell me. There. You shattered my dreams. Happy?
Shot a gun? Innocent
*Sigh. I am touched if you are still hanging in there to reach the end of this post.*
Donated Blood? Innocent. And I am not proud. I am scared of needles and all that blood in packets! But someday, I will.
Eaten alligator meat? Innocent. Shuddh Vegetarian. Eats egg only in cakes.
Eaten cheesecake? Guilty. Especially after that Friends episode of Rachel and Chandler sharing the cake off the floor.
Still love someone you shouldn’t? Innocent. Not in love. 
*Whatever. I never forced you to read this.*
Have/had a tattoo? Guilty. I got it free with Boomer when I was in Class 6, I think. Pretty cool it was! ;)
Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty. George Clooney would be devastated if I told him. He’s married, na? Bechara.
Been too honest? Guilty. Yeah. I’ve had my share of backfiring for that.
Ruined a surprise? Guilty. This explanation would need a whole post. My sister would back me up here!
Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterward? Guilty. Which reminds me, if you live in Delhi, and have not eaten lunch at Andhra Bhavan, your life is a total waste.
Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty. Toh kya hua?
Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty. Everyone does.
Joined a pageant? Innocent.
Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty. *Blushing*
Had communication with your ex? Innocent. Arrey baba. Boring I am. Me knows. I don’t have an “Ex” or a “Current”. So, no.
Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent. I have never drunk. In my life. 
*That little red cross on the top was made to be clicked.*
Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty. So many times. Sigh.
*Runs behind the curtain and peeps to see if any eggs are being thrown*
I know that was boring, so, for those who dared to stay with me on this one,  there’s a comments section, where you can get back at me. And I am not tagging anyone. Aise Hi.
Signing out,
Kaam aur Garmi ke bhoj ke Maari,
Aapki Apni,
Me!

Comments

  1. Who doesn't have feelings for Patrick Dempsey.. He is soooo *drooooooool* .. I am so glad you guys introduced me to Grey's :D

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  2. What is this? I am never first :S
    Anyway, Preeti, you really need so many things to get done soon! So many 'innocents'! Really? :O I feel pretty 'bigdi hui' now!
    And what is with Dempsey? I like Eric Dane aka Mark Sloan SO much more, that is hotness! Dempsey is too 'dreamy' for my liking, me likes 'steamy'! ;)
    Oh, and ofcourse, Grey's Anatomy rocks, go spread the word :D

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  3. @Piyu: You are welcome! Just doing my duty of telling the world about all the Awesomeness hidden in Greys!

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  4. @DI: Told ya! Boring me is. And Bigdi Hui you is. :D
    I like Sloan too. Not in Season 6 though, with the clean shave and all. Waise, lately, I have been liking Avery too! :)

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  5. This one's actually a boring tag. But you made it so interesting. :D :D
    Lol on the tattoo answer. Boomer tattoo is the only tattoo I've tried. :D :P
    And so many "innocent" answers. Now I understand the meaning behind "guilty" about lying. :P

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  6. Woww! Over-looking a sports complex .. lucky u .. me totally J ;)

    I am waiting to eat @ this Andhra Bhavan now :P

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  7. @Karthik: Arrey Sir? Guilty about lying? I am genuinely a sweet innocent girl. Really really innocent, and I have really really never drunk alchohol. Sachhi! God Swear! ;)

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  8. @Swaram: Yup. Sports Complex. Me on Roof. Matches down below. Me eating chips. Me watching matches. Happens all the time! :D
    You so need to eat at Andhra Bhavan! Seriously, it's the GOD of all lunches you can ever have!

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  9. 47 degrees! My god. Weather in Delhi is so ruthless. It would really take a lot to keep one's cool. Doing this tag would have been a breather from work I guess:) And you never shot a gun? Not even at Mela? Seriously! Microprocessor classes are sleep-inducing I think. Only boring stuff.

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  10. George Clooney isn't married yet. So, there is still 'hope' ;)

    But he is close to 50 and was reportedly dating Fatima Bhutto a while back. Apart from a slew of cocktail waitresses that is...

    "Shuddh Vegetarian. Eats egg only in cakes."

    :D :D :D

    *Runs behind the curtain and peeps to see if any eggs are being thrown*

    Why? You wanted to make some cakes.. . ???

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  11. @Ajay: Okay. Maybe at a mela, but I am pretty sure that's not the answer the maker of this tag was looking for! And yeah, it is really really hot! Glad someone understood the MicroP bit!:-)

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  12. @Roshmi: Hmm! He does have girlfriends though! Bad enough for moi..;-)
    And yup, I am one of those crazy veggies! The eggs I could use in my bakery..yipee! Thanks for the brilliant idea roshmi!:-)

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  13. For three whole minutes, I kept wondering what "red cross" is she referring to....very distracting, I tell you :-|

    You are a snow virgin too?! Let's do it ;-)

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  14. Lovely answers..Not boring at all to me.. (Fyi..At work, in the morning,still half sleepy, Nothing on your blog is ever boring to me.:) )

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  15. @rechristened: Ohho! The red cross was meant as a distraction, so you won't get bored by the tag! ;)
    I am totally up for the snow thing! Just name the place and the time, I'll be there! :D

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  16. @dil: Now I am in office and still half sleepy. Would be great if you could take up the tag and entertain me! :)

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  17. Chocolatier...when u calling me for testing... :)
    snow virgin me too... ahaa when when when, will it snow!!

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  18. @PNA: :) Yeah, the second I start the shop, I'll throw an open invite to all Blog Friends! :)
    I agree ya, Snow! Sighhh..

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  19. Jaldi open karo shop, or if you need any pre-shop-opening-tasting-help.. just holler :P

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  20. @arbitthoughts: Haha! Yeah, then there can be a "Me Firssssst" thingy for my shop-tasting too! Except that - I'll be there before anyone else! ;) :D
    It's chocolate after all!

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  21. I have never witnessed/tasted/made angels/snowmen heck! anything in snow either...:|
    And someone likes Clooney a lot. This was not boring. On the contrary you were funny!:)

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  22. @Choco: Thanks! :) Glad to know I have so much company in the "No-Snow" group!
    And yeah, well I do like Clooney. *Blush*

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  23. Wow, my mum would love to exchange me for you. You're the perfect girl...uhm, well almost ;-). And while you didn't tag anyone, I just might take up the tag anyway, it seems like such fun

    Ramya

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  24. @R: Hehe! I am not sure about the perfect bit! ;)
    Do take it up! It's fun..:D

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  25. OMG I had missed out on this one...Thanks for writing this post :-)....I'll replace the "Patrick Dempsey and George Clooney" part, "microprocessor class" with the power electronics class; omit the Tirupati part and the sports complex part ++ I was not even successful at stealing, strangely enough, a ladyfinger when I was 4(my mom caught my hand!!) :-( ...With all the above changes, I'll be ready with the "Describe Your Life " section...:-)...and I'm very sure, u wont sue me for any copyright issues :-D

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  26. @Kamayani: And to think, people called me innocent! ;)

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  27. You're too innocent to take tags it seems...

    Now you got a to-do list in life!

    Go change all the innocents into guiltys

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  28. @Saurabh: Hehe! Yeah, I need to do a LOT of stuff! :h

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